1 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,368 I'm so sorry. 2 00:02:30,469 --> 00:02:32,699 It doesn't make any sense. 3 00:02:32,804 --> 00:02:36,365 It can't... make sense. 4 00:04:00,592 --> 00:04:03,789 Mike, if there's anything else I can do... 5 00:04:04,963 --> 00:04:06,931 Just wait here. 6 00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:12,927 Laura. What can I say? 7 00:04:13,038 --> 00:04:15,268 I came just as soon as I heard. 8 00:04:15,373 --> 00:04:18,103 Tell me. What it... someone very close to you? 9 00:04:18,210 --> 00:04:21,702 - What are you doing here? - A hand to hold, a shoulder to cry on, 10 00:04:21,813 --> 00:04:24,509 whatever I can give. You mustn't try and block your feelings. 11 00:04:24,616 --> 00:04:26,516 They're not my feelings. 12 00:04:26,618 --> 00:04:29,678 Aren't you supposed to be at a Chamber of Commerce luncheon right now? 13 00:04:29,788 --> 00:04:32,848 Man can only doodle on his napkin for so long, Laura. 14 00:04:32,958 --> 00:04:35,188 The speeches were beginning to bore me to death. 15 00:04:35,293 --> 00:04:37,420 - Oh, sorry. - That's alright. 16 00:04:37,529 --> 00:04:40,692 Anyway, I called Bernice and she muttered something about a funeral 17 00:04:40,799 --> 00:04:43,461 - and I naturally assumed... - Naturally. 18 00:04:52,410 --> 00:04:55,174 His brother from Japan called to say he was at the airport. 19 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:57,510 But when Mike went to pick him up, he was gone. 20 00:04:57,616 --> 00:04:58,913 And we agreed to look into it? 21 00:04:59,017 --> 00:05:01,781 I told him I thought the police would probably be his best bet... 22 00:05:01,887 --> 00:05:05,379 but he sounded so worried, I thought the least I could do was make a few calls... 23 00:05:05,490 --> 00:05:06,479 And...? 24 00:05:07,192 --> 00:05:09,183 I found him. 25 00:05:10,061 --> 00:05:11,187 I see. 26 00:05:11,296 --> 00:05:14,857 Hit by a car. According to the report, he didn't wait for the light... 27 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:17,491 and tried to run across traffic on Temple Street. 28 00:05:17,602 --> 00:05:20,332 And jaywalking claims another grim prize, eh? 29 00:05:20,438 --> 00:05:22,929 I'm afraid that's all there is to it. 30 00:05:24,709 --> 00:05:26,643 I want to know who murdered my brother! 31 00:05:27,345 --> 00:05:30,075 But then again, on the other hand, one mustn't jump to conclusions. 32 00:05:30,815 --> 00:05:32,282 Mike! 33 00:05:33,585 --> 00:05:35,712 Mike, hold on! 34 00:05:39,224 --> 00:05:42,660 Mike, what are you talking about? 35 00:05:43,695 --> 00:05:45,686 Maybe you don't have a brother... 36 00:05:45,797 --> 00:05:48,493 who sent you money ever since you were ten... 37 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,864 Who set you up in business... 38 00:05:50,969 --> 00:05:53,597 Who would drop his job and come running from Japan whenever you called 39 00:05:53,705 --> 00:05:54,933 I know this must be very difficult... 40 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,338 He didn't even tell me he was planning a trip. 41 00:05:57,442 --> 00:05:59,501 And then he disappears at the airport. 42 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:02,502 And then he's dead. 43 00:06:02,614 --> 00:06:05,879 But there's absolutely nothing to suggest he was murdered 44 00:06:05,984 --> 00:06:09,147 Look! You don't want to take the case? I'll find somebody to do it! 45 00:06:09,254 --> 00:06:11,518 - Or I'll do it myself! - Now just hold on there. 46 00:06:12,290 --> 00:06:14,258 You've just had a terrible shock. You're hurt... 47 00:06:14,359 --> 00:06:17,123 outraged, desperately trying to find a way to fight back. Am I right? 48 00:06:17,862 --> 00:06:21,195 - Who are you? - Go on, Miss Holt, tell him who I am. 49 00:06:22,567 --> 00:06:26,230 Mike Ito, this is Remington Steele himself. 50 00:06:26,972 --> 00:06:28,599 So? 51 00:06:28,707 --> 00:06:31,369 So, I'm personally going to review all the facts myself. 52 00:06:31,476 --> 00:06:33,808 And I won't get very far with you crashing about, will I? 53 00:06:33,912 --> 00:06:35,937 I just want to know what happened. 54 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:38,311 So you shall, so you shall. 55 00:06:38,416 --> 00:06:42,853 What say we all go some place quiet where you can give your grief a run for it's money, eh? 56 00:06:45,023 --> 00:06:46,490 Thanks... 57 00:06:46,591 --> 00:06:48,616 but I think I'd rather be alone just now. 58 00:06:48,727 --> 00:06:50,627 Okay. 59 00:06:50,729 --> 00:06:52,697 - Thanks. - Now, you call us. 60 00:06:59,537 --> 00:07:01,630 Well, you did it to me again, didn't you? 61 00:07:01,740 --> 00:07:02,900 I did? 62 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:06,635 You come barging in, with no facts, no idea of what's going on... 63 00:07:06,745 --> 00:07:09,077 and then you have the nerve to just take over! 64 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:10,875 Laura, the man was distraught! 65 00:07:10,982 --> 00:07:13,883 I know he was distraught I can handle distraught. 66 00:07:13,985 --> 00:07:16,010 I once had to convince a drug crazed killer... 67 00:07:16,121 --> 00:07:18,487 that I was the Virgin of Guadalupe 68 00:07:18,590 --> 00:07:20,649 over the phone! 69 00:07:20,759 --> 00:07:22,784 He wanted to speak to the Virgin of Guadalupe? 70 00:07:22,894 --> 00:07:24,794 I see you two found each other all right. 71 00:07:24,896 --> 00:07:26,864 You know, the worst part of it is that you left poor Mike... 72 00:07:26,965 --> 00:07:29,525 thinking we're really going to dig into this thing now. 73 00:07:29,634 --> 00:07:31,534 I merely said we'd go over the facts. 74 00:07:31,636 --> 00:07:34,298 Just a way to say that the cat's on the roof and we can't get her down. 75 00:07:34,406 --> 00:07:36,033 - What? - Break it to him gently. 76 00:07:36,141 --> 00:07:38,541 You see, there were these two brothers, one of whom had a cat he dearly loved. 77 00:07:38,643 --> 00:07:41,703 Well, one day he decides to go away on holiday and leaves the cat with his brother... 78 00:07:41,813 --> 00:07:43,940 A few days later, the brother phones up check on the cat. 79 00:07:44,049 --> 00:07:46,017 His name was John, but that doesn't really matter. 80 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:48,108 He said, anyway, "Look, John, I was outside polishing my car the other day... 81 00:07:48,219 --> 00:07:50,915 And the cat was up on the roof" that was called... Sydney, I believe... 82 00:07:51,022 --> 00:07:52,922 - Am I interrupting here? - As a matter of fact, you are. 83 00:07:53,024 --> 00:07:54,218 What is it, Murph? 84 00:07:54,325 --> 00:07:57,556 Just a copy of the police report on the Kenji Ito accident. But it's very CandD. 85 00:07:57,662 --> 00:07:59,562 CandD? What's that? Complex and Delicate? 86 00:07:59,664 --> 00:08:01,495 Cut and Dried 87 00:08:01,599 --> 00:08:05,365 Don't you have a Chamber of Commerce luncheon to go to or something? 88 00:08:05,470 --> 00:08:07,438 He ran out of doodles. 89 00:08:14,746 --> 00:08:17,146 Before we sling anymore mud at the wall, my dear, you might recall that... 90 00:08:17,248 --> 00:08:20,217 I didn't invent Remington Steele as your superior. 91 00:08:20,318 --> 00:08:21,546 You did. 92 00:08:21,653 --> 00:08:25,054 That was before I knew he was going to walk And talk. 93 00:08:26,091 --> 00:08:27,991 What exactly makes you think... 94 00:08:28,093 --> 00:08:31,426 that being the flashy front man is exactly the cat's meow? 95 00:08:31,529 --> 00:08:33,827 Oh, we're back to the cat now, are we? 96 00:08:33,932 --> 00:08:36,560 Bouncing around the rubber chicken circuit, glad handing a bunch of old windbags... 97 00:08:36,668 --> 00:08:38,568 in order to keep this agency's name in circulation. 98 00:08:38,670 --> 00:08:40,001 Somebody's got to do it... 99 00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:42,005 Not to mention being shot at from time to time, 100 00:08:42,107 --> 00:08:44,166 or bashed about by people because... 101 00:08:44,275 --> 00:08:47,005 they think I know something that you have conveniently forgotten to tell me! 102 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:50,707 You function best in an advisory capacity 103 00:08:50,815 --> 00:08:52,749 Ha! That makes me sound more like an invalid... not a detective. 104 00:08:52,851 --> 00:08:56,287 - You're not a detective! - Then teach me. 105 00:08:57,055 --> 00:08:58,784 You're not serious. 106 00:08:58,890 --> 00:09:01,415 Does this look like the face of a whimsical man? 107 00:09:02,393 --> 00:09:04,691 - But... - But, but, but. 108 00:09:04,796 --> 00:09:05,990 But what? 109 00:09:06,698 --> 00:09:09,667 Why don't you share some of your invaluable training... 110 00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:12,463 Your years of experience? The trained eye of the professional, seasoned in the field 111 00:09:12,570 --> 00:09:15,164 - Well, I never thought that you... - Well, I do. 112 00:09:20,879 --> 00:09:22,210 Well, then, perhaps... 113 00:09:22,914 --> 00:09:26,281 when our next case comes up, we'll discuss it further. 114 00:09:26,384 --> 00:09:28,511 But we have a case, remember? 115 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:31,984 The accident-murder of Kenji Ito? 116 00:09:32,090 --> 00:09:36,220 - Kenji Ito was not murdered. - Then it's perfect. 117 00:09:36,327 --> 00:09:40,127 A routine investigation done simply to ease the doubts of a grief stricken man. 118 00:09:40,832 --> 00:09:42,390 What could possibly go wrong? 119 00:09:43,835 --> 00:09:45,769 I'd like to think about that for awhile. 120 00:09:45,870 --> 00:09:48,361 What for? Afraid I might learn the ropes... 121 00:09:48,473 --> 00:09:50,338 and climb up by myself? 122 00:09:52,710 --> 00:09:54,803 Get out your notebook. 123 00:09:59,617 --> 00:10:03,212 To begin with, one must first go over all the known facts... 124 00:10:03,321 --> 00:10:05,721 and see if they present any troubling questions. 125 00:10:05,823 --> 00:10:07,154 Right. 126 00:10:07,859 --> 00:10:11,192 You know, I only meant 'get out your notebook' as a figure of speech. 127 00:10:11,963 --> 00:10:14,329 No, no. Excellent suggestion. Wouldn't want to miss anything. 128 00:10:14,432 --> 00:10:17,333 Now, as you were saying? For instance? 129 00:10:17,435 --> 00:10:20,336 If Mike was Kenji's only relative in town... 130 00:10:20,438 --> 00:10:22,929 and he didn't know about the accident until today... 131 00:10:24,142 --> 00:10:26,337 then who claimed Kenji's body from the authorities? 132 00:10:26,444 --> 00:10:28,878 "Who claimed Kenji's body?". 133 00:10:28,980 --> 00:10:30,709 And who arranged for the funeral? 134 00:10:30,815 --> 00:10:32,942 "Who arranged for the funeral?" 135 00:10:33,051 --> 00:10:35,178 And what were those other people doing there this morning? 136 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,446 What other people? 137 00:10:36,554 --> 00:10:40,149 Before you came three people paid their respects and left. 138 00:10:40,258 --> 00:10:43,819 But I'm sure they weren't together, and none of them seemed to know Mike at all. 139 00:10:43,928 --> 00:10:45,225 Remarkable. 140 00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:50,196 The way you can make a routine case just... come alive with mysteries. 141 00:10:51,603 --> 00:10:54,538 Perhaps the driver of the car that hit him can tell us something. 142 00:10:59,644 --> 00:11:02,545 - This is it. - What's the driver's name again? 143 00:11:02,647 --> 00:11:03,909 Mr. Hamada. 144 00:11:04,015 --> 00:11:05,983 Now, for the purposes of demonstration... 145 00:11:06,084 --> 00:11:07,984 The reins are entirely in your hands. 146 00:11:08,086 --> 00:11:10,884 I'll merely stand back and observe. 147 00:11:10,989 --> 00:11:12,354 Thank you. 148 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:15,792 Mr. Hamada! 149 00:11:16,494 --> 00:11:20,430 This is Miss Crenshaw from the Renfro Insurance Company! 150 00:11:23,701 --> 00:11:25,100 Mr. Hamada? Mr. Hamada! 151 00:11:27,872 --> 00:11:29,339 No luck. 152 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,840 Maybe we should break in and have a look around. 153 00:11:31,943 --> 00:11:33,968 Speaking purely as an observer... 154 00:11:34,078 --> 00:11:36,706 I don't think that would be our wisest move. 155 00:11:42,053 --> 00:11:44,920 Excuse me, but I'm looking for Mr... 156 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:52,293 Excuse me, I was wondering if you could help me. I'm looking for... 157 00:11:53,598 --> 00:11:55,725 Should I be taking notes, do you think? 158 00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:57,733 That won't be necessary. 159 00:11:57,835 --> 00:11:59,894 Just turn as if we're about to leave 160 00:12:00,004 --> 00:12:01,130 Like this? 161 00:12:04,342 --> 00:12:07,140 Excuse me, but I'm looking for Mr. Hamada and I was wondering if you could help me? 162 00:12:10,348 --> 00:12:12,976 The man in that room down there. I need to talk him. 163 00:12:13,084 --> 00:12:16,178 About a car accident. Boom! 164 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,828 - Car accident! - Miss Holt...? 165 00:12:24,929 --> 00:12:27,022 Excuse me, I think I'm getting somewhere with this... interrogation 166 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,707 Really? 167 00:12:37,809 --> 00:12:40,801 Very interesting. When was this? 168 00:12:42,347 --> 00:12:44,440 I see. I see. 169 00:12:44,549 --> 00:12:46,915 Thank you Thank you very much. 170 00:12:52,457 --> 00:12:54,925 I got something about a big man with white hair... 171 00:12:55,026 --> 00:12:56,755 but Hamada himself is a dead end. 172 00:12:56,861 --> 00:12:58,158 Very much so, I'm afraid. 173 00:12:59,964 --> 00:13:01,898 You really enjoyed that didn't you? 174 00:13:01,999 --> 00:13:03,899 On my word as a gentleman Laura... 175 00:13:04,001 --> 00:13:06,367 I never asked that little man to tell me where Hamada was. 176 00:13:07,071 --> 00:13:10,336 Watching me beat myself cross-eyed against the language barrier. 177 00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:13,274 On the contrary, I thought you handled the situation brilliantly. 178 00:13:13,378 --> 00:13:16,779 After all we got who we were after and I learned something in the bargain. 179 00:13:16,881 --> 00:13:19,406 Really? What was that? 180 00:13:19,517 --> 00:13:21,985 - You're an absolute pip at charades. - Ah, Hamada. 181 00:13:26,591 --> 00:13:28,559 What happened to him? 182 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:31,689 What? Sorry. 183 00:13:32,397 --> 00:13:34,331 What exactly did Mr. Hamada...? 184 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,024 Uh... broken neck. 185 00:13:37,135 --> 00:13:38,466 Accidental. 186 00:13:39,203 --> 00:13:41,501 Refrigerator door caught him at a bad angle. 187 00:13:41,606 --> 00:13:43,767 This sort of thing happen very often? 188 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:46,309 You want details? You gotta ask the coroner. 189 00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:50,575 The other day, a Kenji Ito was brought here and claimed for burial. 190 00:13:50,681 --> 00:13:53,343 I was wondering if you could tell me who took him? 191 00:13:53,451 --> 00:13:56,579 Two stiffs in two days. You guys are really into this stuff, huh? 192 00:13:56,687 --> 00:13:57,984 Just a hobby. 193 00:13:59,323 --> 00:14:00,688 Ito. 194 00:14:02,827 --> 00:14:03,987 No. 195 00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:06,359 Musta gone out on the night shift. 196 00:14:06,464 --> 00:14:08,932 Dickerson's the man you want on that. 197 00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:11,729 Would you please ask him to call us when he comes in? 198 00:14:14,806 --> 00:14:19,607 Uh, you know, I got a lady mud wrestler you could have a look at. Fresh. 199 00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:22,838 No, Thank you. Please just have Mr. Dickerson call us. 200 00:14:23,548 --> 00:14:24,947 Your hobby. 201 00:14:25,716 --> 00:14:29,516 First Kenji Ito, and then the driver that supposedly hit him. 202 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:32,350 - Hardly CandD. - More like EandF. 203 00:14:32,457 --> 00:14:34,425 - E and F? - "Enigmatic and Frightening". 204 00:14:43,134 --> 00:14:45,034 He still seems very upset so... 205 00:14:45,136 --> 00:14:48,299 Let's not say we suspect anything just yet 206 00:14:48,406 --> 00:14:50,397 Whatever you think best, Laura. 207 00:14:52,076 --> 00:14:54,408 My looking over your shoulder is n't making you nervous, is it? 208 00:14:56,681 --> 00:14:59,206 Watching all those sushi go by just makes me hungry. 209 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,746 - Ah. Raw fish, isn't it? - You never tried it? 210 00:15:02,854 --> 00:15:05,982 Yes, well, one must save some experiences for later in life. 211 00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:08,715 But I would have thought a man of your culinary... 212 00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:10,726 Yes, well, it always seemed so desperate to me. 213 00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:13,922 Rushing all that raw fish into my mouth and few turns over the coals... 214 00:15:14,031 --> 00:15:15,931 could have done us both the world of good. 215 00:15:18,002 --> 00:15:20,937 - What the hell is this supposed to mean? - We were hoping you could tell us. 216 00:15:27,545 --> 00:15:30,776 I ask you to find out who killed my brother, and instead you do a check on him? 217 00:15:30,882 --> 00:15:33,646 Just standard procedure. Ey, Miss Holt? 218 00:15:33,751 --> 00:15:36,515 When you told us you didn't expect a visit from your brother now... 219 00:15:36,621 --> 00:15:38,953 we thought someone in his company, Namu Printing... 220 00:15:39,056 --> 00:15:41,923 might be able to tell us why he came to the states so suddenly. 221 00:15:42,026 --> 00:15:44,995 But according to this, there is no such company. 222 00:15:45,096 --> 00:15:48,122 And he doesn't seem to work for any other printing concern that we could find 223 00:15:48,232 --> 00:15:52,191 Then where did he get the money for me to start this place? What's going on here? 224 00:15:52,303 --> 00:15:55,136 I'm afraid the cat's on the roof, and we can't get her down 225 00:15:55,239 --> 00:15:56,001 What? 226 00:15:56,107 --> 00:16:00,407 You see, Mike, there were these two brothers. One of whom had a cat he loved dearly. 227 00:16:00,511 --> 00:16:03,537 Well, he decides to go away on holiday and he leaves the cat with his brother 228 00:16:03,648 --> 00:16:05,548 What Mr. Steele is trying to say is... 229 00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:08,141 that the driver of the car who hit Kenji was killed yesterday... 230 00:16:08,252 --> 00:16:11,346 in a very suspicious accident. 231 00:16:11,455 --> 00:16:13,389 Are you certain you've told us everything? 232 00:16:13,491 --> 00:16:15,459 Wait a minute. You're not accusing me, now? 233 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,892 Of course we're not. Are we? 234 00:16:17,995 --> 00:16:22,659 It's just that we think whoever claimed the body and paid for the funeral must know something. 235 00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:26,396 Now, you're certain you never saw any of those people before who were at the funeral? 236 00:16:26,504 --> 00:16:28,404 I already told you that. 237 00:16:28,506 --> 00:16:31,475 Have I got it backwards, Steele, or aren't I paying you to come up with the answers? 238 00:16:32,476 --> 00:16:34,410 That is the general arrangement. 239 00:16:34,512 --> 00:16:37,948 When you come up with something on Kenji that makes sense 240 00:16:38,049 --> 00:16:40,540 I'll listen. Otherwise, I've got a business to run. 241 00:16:44,088 --> 00:16:45,988 Hardly seems fair, does it? 242 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,182 What's that? 243 00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:49,885 You holding the reins, me taking the whip? 244 00:16:51,128 --> 00:16:53,392 I think I'm gonna call the office. 245 00:16:56,434 --> 00:16:57,867 LADIES 246 00:17:05,843 --> 00:17:08,209 Sorry. Out of order. 247 00:17:08,312 --> 00:17:11,440 In that case, thanks for saving me the dime. 248 00:17:12,717 --> 00:17:15,982 - You remember me? - Kenji Ito's funeral, wasn't it? 249 00:17:16,087 --> 00:17:18,851 But there was such a crowd there, I might be mistaken. 250 00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:22,255 - No mistake, Miss Holt. - Naming names, are we? 251 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:25,158 Did you bring yours along, or do I have to go looking for it? 252 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,964 "Craddock, Winslow. Major, 253 00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:35,901 US Army, Special Intelligence". 254 00:17:37,441 --> 00:17:39,909 - How do I know that's genuine? - Use your dime. 255 00:17:42,079 --> 00:17:44,411 Well, you obviously wanted to see me. 256 00:17:44,515 --> 00:17:49,043 I had that little gun running Kenji tight between my fingers. 257 00:17:49,754 --> 00:17:53,155 And I only let him go because I knew it would lead to the Palace of Heaven. 258 00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:57,749 His death doesn't change that. It's still mine. 259 00:17:58,629 --> 00:18:02,725 - Palace of Heaven. What's that? - Come one. Stupid doesn't suit you, Holt. 260 00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:05,461 Just give it to me and get out while you still can. 261 00:18:05,569 --> 00:18:08,834 You trying to tell me this ladies' room isn't big enough for the both of us? 262 00:18:08,939 --> 00:18:11,499 I don't like to see civilians get hurt. 263 00:18:11,609 --> 00:18:14,976 - Is that a threat, Major? - Consider yourself lucky. 264 00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:18,345 If Tenake had found you first... 265 00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:21,015 he'd take a finger... 266 00:18:21,719 --> 00:18:23,710 And then turn nasty. 267 00:18:24,822 --> 00:18:26,790 Dwell on it. 268 00:18:40,938 --> 00:18:43,236 So far, Major Craddock checks out. 269 00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:46,275 But you're gonna have to narrow the Palace of Heaven down for me. 270 00:18:46,377 --> 00:18:50,040 I mean, are we talking priceless Jade statue, Shanghai bordello, what? 271 00:18:50,147 --> 00:18:53,173 - I wish I could tell you. - The name seems to ring a gong. 272 00:18:53,284 --> 00:18:56,845 And we're billing this to an open and shut traffic accident, correct? 273 00:18:56,954 --> 00:18:59,047 It's developed a little from that. 274 00:18:59,156 --> 00:19:01,056 EandF at last reading, I believe. 275 00:19:01,158 --> 00:19:03,683 - Or QWYA. - Too soon to tell. 276 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:07,924 QWYA? "Question Witnesses, Yank Answers"? 277 00:19:08,032 --> 00:19:09,659 "Quit While You're Alive". 278 00:19:09,767 --> 00:19:11,701 I mean it, Laura. I don't like this one. 279 00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,669 Two accidental murders, Army intelligence 280 00:19:14,772 --> 00:19:16,330 And the Palace of Heaven. 281 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,965 What about our responsibility to the client? 282 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:22,239 Point him to the advice column in "Soldier of Fortune' magazine. 283 00:19:22,346 --> 00:19:25,873 We can't do that. Not until we've made some sense of this. 284 00:19:25,983 --> 00:19:28,713 - Or found the movie. - What movie? 285 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,548 That's the question, isn't it? 286 00:19:30,654 --> 00:19:32,588 Are we looking here at 'Enter the Dragon'... 287 00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:35,250 with Bruce Lee on the trail of illicit narcotics? 288 00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:37,691 Craddock did call Kenji a gun runner. 289 00:19:38,462 --> 00:19:39,656 The Yakuza. 290 00:19:39,764 --> 00:19:40,822 The Yakuza? 291 00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:44,361 - Robert Mitchum and Brian Keith. - Exactly. 292 00:19:44,468 --> 00:19:46,868 Warner Bros. 1975. The Yakuza. 293 00:19:46,971 --> 00:19:50,236 Japanese word for gangster. Ruthless code of honor. 294 00:19:50,341 --> 00:19:52,775 Where do you get these movies? 295 00:19:52,877 --> 00:19:55,937 Drop the case, Laura. The only way to apologize to these guys is... 296 00:19:56,046 --> 00:19:59,243 to chop off your pinkie and hand it over in a handkerchief. 297 00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,608 Please. This isn't getting us anywhere. 298 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,517 The movie had the same problem. 299 00:20:04,622 --> 00:20:07,557 Watched it half a dozen times, still couldn't make head nor tails of the plot. 300 00:20:07,658 --> 00:20:10,422 'Palace of Heaven' I wonder if there might be... 301 00:20:10,528 --> 00:20:12,393 - Who are you calling? - The morgue. 302 00:20:12,496 --> 00:20:16,125 We haven't heard from Dickerson and I still have to know who picked up Kenji's body. 303 00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:17,860 But this is my office. 304 00:20:18,536 --> 00:20:21,334 No problem. I'll use the phone outside. 305 00:20:34,385 --> 00:20:36,114 Hello, information? 306 00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:38,454 Uh, what city? 307 00:20:38,556 --> 00:20:41,923 I'm not sure, really. It's just that the "Palace of Heaven' seems very familiar to me... 308 00:20:42,026 --> 00:20:44,017 and I was hoping you could tell me why... 309 00:20:44,128 --> 00:20:45,254 What did you say? 310 00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:00,138 Kondo y el resto ya habrán atacado a Ikedaya. 311 00:21:29,607 --> 00:21:30,733 ¡Quietos! ¡A Ikedaya! 312 00:21:35,546 --> 00:21:37,343 ¡Los mataré a todos! 313 00:21:38,082 --> 00:21:40,073 ¡Y después, Ikedaya! 314 00:21:52,730 --> 00:21:54,027 YOU! 315 00:21:54,732 --> 00:21:57,394 - I think it's time we let go of each other, don't you think? - What are you doing here? 316 00:21:57,501 --> 00:21:59,401 - Working on the case. - I mean the real reason! 317 00:21:59,503 --> 00:22:02,370 Well, it certainly wasn't to be pummeled about the head and shoulders by you! 318 00:22:02,473 --> 00:22:04,373 Somebody followed me down here. 319 00:22:04,475 --> 00:22:06,204 It looked the other way round from where I sat. 320 00:22:06,310 --> 00:22:09,040 I got a good description of the girl from the funeral from Laura. 321 00:22:09,146 --> 00:22:11,876 I caught up with her an hour ago and I followed her here! 322 00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:15,042 You located an Oriental girl down here from only Laura's description? 323 00:22:15,152 --> 00:22:18,019 - You know, some of us do this for a living! - I'll try and remember that. 324 00:22:18,122 --> 00:22:21,455 As it happened, I also remembered that the name of this theatre was called the "Palace of Heaven" 325 00:22:21,558 --> 00:22:22,582 So? 326 00:22:22,693 --> 00:22:25,059 Kenji Ito was murdered for something called the 'Palace of Heaven' 327 00:22:25,162 --> 00:22:26,754 Since when has this meant so much to you? 328 00:22:27,765 --> 00:22:29,995 Since I assumed the mantle of Remington Steele. 329 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,364 The mantle of Remington Steele? 330 00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:37,001 I've realized he's more than one man, Murphy. He's a team. 331 00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:40,474 You, Laura, Bernice... and me, of course. 332 00:22:40,577 --> 00:22:43,876 We're all part of that team. We're all Remington Steele. 333 00:22:43,981 --> 00:22:46,677 Together, who could stop us? 334 00:22:46,784 --> 00:22:50,743 Now, I say, we go after that girl and see what she can tell us. 335 00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:55,183 I don't know. She's long gone. 336 00:22:56,260 --> 00:22:58,558 - I think I'll... call in. - All right. 337 00:23:04,234 --> 00:23:06,429 You know, for just a moment... 338 00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:09,298 there, I had the feeling that you were... 339 00:23:09,406 --> 00:23:10,373 Yes? 340 00:23:20,751 --> 00:23:22,241 I can't run anymore. 341 00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:26,189 - I'm a little short of breath myself. - I know you've been following me. 342 00:23:26,290 --> 00:23:28,121 - Well, actually, I... - Don't lie to me. 343 00:23:28,225 --> 00:23:29,920 I know I am a dead woman. 344 00:23:30,027 --> 00:23:35,294 My mother told me, To love a Yakuza is to wish for an early grave. 345 00:23:35,399 --> 00:23:38,163 - So it's true. Kenji was Yakuza. - Don't come any closer. 346 00:23:38,268 --> 00:23:40,930 Look, with all respect to your mother, I'm not trying to harm you. 347 00:23:41,038 --> 00:23:44,496 Kenji's death was a complete surprise to me. Caught his brother off guard as well. 348 00:23:44,608 --> 00:23:46,473 - Brother? - You didn't know about him? 349 00:23:46,577 --> 00:23:49,341 - Some trick. - His name's Mike. 350 00:23:49,446 --> 00:23:51,346 Owns a restaurant on Tower Street. 351 00:23:51,448 --> 00:23:55,316 At the funeral. The man who came and sat in the back row. He... 352 00:23:55,419 --> 00:23:57,683 That was Mike. I take it you were there as well. 353 00:23:57,788 --> 00:24:01,121 - I arranged for it. - I see. So you must have claimed the body too. 354 00:24:01,225 --> 00:24:03,250 - Yes. - I really thing we're making progress here. 355 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,260 Now, tell me. This, 'Palace of Heaven'... 356 00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:07,353 The "Palace of Heaven'? I knew it. 357 00:24:07,464 --> 00:24:10,297 - You are no different from the rest. Get back. - Please. Wait just one second, please. 358 00:24:10,401 --> 00:24:13,632 - Atrás. - Por favor. Sólo un segundo, por favor. 359 00:24:13,737 --> 00:24:15,637 ¿Podemos hablar, por favor? 360 00:24:22,279 --> 00:24:24,873 - You come up with anything, Murph? - I never got the chance, Laura. 361 00:24:24,982 --> 00:24:27,542 You gotta keep that guy and his mantle out of my hair! 362 00:24:27,651 --> 00:24:30,381 - His mantle? - He screwed up the whole operation... 363 00:24:30,487 --> 00:24:32,819 not to mention the fact that I nearly took his head off! 364 00:24:32,923 --> 00:24:35,323 Look, I know it's been rough between you two... 365 00:24:35,426 --> 00:24:38,122 but I really thought you had better control than that, Murph. 366 00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:39,593 Laura, come on. You don't mean... 367 00:24:39,696 --> 00:24:42,392 Oh, good. You're both here. I just had a tete a tete with the girl. 368 00:24:42,499 --> 00:24:43,659 You found the girl? 369 00:24:43,767 --> 00:24:45,860 Murphy led me right to her. That's teamwork for you, eh? 370 00:24:45,969 --> 00:24:48,699 - I don't believe this. - I wasn't quite sure whether to believe it myself... 371 00:24:48,806 --> 00:24:51,331 pbut it appears that we're on the right track with the 'Yakuza' 372 00:24:51,442 --> 00:24:52,807 The Yakuza 373 00:24:52,910 --> 00:24:55,879 Robert Mitchum. Brian Keith. all about the Japanese underworld. 374 00:24:55,979 --> 00:24:58,914 - Ohmigod, he's got you doing it now. - What did she say? 375 00:24:59,016 --> 00:25:01,450 I gathered that she and Kenji were quite intimate... 376 00:25:01,552 --> 00:25:03,747 but that he never told her about his brother Mike. 377 00:25:03,854 --> 00:25:05,014 And the "Palace of Heaven'? 378 00:25:06,123 --> 00:25:09,251 Unfortunately, she ran back inside the theatre and disappeared before we got that far. 379 00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:11,657 At least now we know who claimed the body. 380 00:25:11,762 --> 00:25:13,457 - We do? - Sort of. 381 00:25:13,564 --> 00:25:17,022 I finally got Dickerson on the phone. He's coming by later for a positive ID... 382 00:25:17,134 --> 00:25:19,432 But he said it was a Japanese man. 383 00:25:19,536 --> 00:25:20,867 A man? 384 00:25:20,971 --> 00:25:22,905 But she just told me that she claimed the body. 385 00:25:23,006 --> 00:25:23,995 Somebody's lying! 386 00:25:24,108 --> 00:25:26,668 Well, whoever claimed it had to sign the forms. What was the name? 387 00:25:26,777 --> 00:25:28,039 Mike Ito. 388 00:25:28,145 --> 00:25:30,579 Oh, dear, this is beginning to go in circles. 389 00:25:30,681 --> 00:25:33,013 I think we'd better have another talk with our client. 390 00:25:33,117 --> 00:25:34,345 Post haste. 391 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:38,588 Take a hike, Fred. 392 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:46,022 - Aren't you coming, Murph? - Oh, sure. Why not? 393 00:25:46,130 --> 00:25:49,065 Who knows, I may even figure out what's going on around here. 394 00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:03,111 What's going on? 395 00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:07,109 The brother on holiday, calls to check up on the cat, and his brother tells him that the cat is dead 396 00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:08,275 Hey! Look at that! 397 00:26:09,987 --> 00:26:12,785 - They're taking him! - Stop that! You can't do that! 398 00:26:28,205 --> 00:26:31,436 - What just happened? - I think he's been abducted. 399 00:26:31,542 --> 00:26:33,442 - Who? - Our client! 400 00:26:35,546 --> 00:26:39,038 Would you stop saying that? 401 00:26:39,149 --> 00:26:41,413 Come on, bub, what is it you really want? Oh... 402 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,221 - Dickerson show up yet? - Nope. But I want our number changed. 403 00:26:46,323 --> 00:26:48,120 - What for? - Some creep's been calling... 404 00:26:48,225 --> 00:26:51,558 here every ten minutes for the past two hours, and he just won't quit. 405 00:26:51,662 --> 00:26:54,597 - Is he obscene? - Obscene I can handle. 406 00:26:54,698 --> 00:26:57,132 But no heavy breathing, no lewd suggestions, 407 00:26:57,234 --> 00:27:00,067 - just one line, over and over. - What's that? 408 00:27:00,170 --> 00:27:03,003 - "You're still the one for me". - That's it? 409 00:27:03,106 --> 00:27:05,631 It's really a rather nice sentiment, when you think about it. 410 00:27:08,912 --> 00:27:11,437 Remington Steele Investigations. 411 00:27:12,783 --> 00:27:15,377 - Guess who? - I'll handle this. 412 00:27:17,955 --> 00:27:21,516 "You're Steele the one for me". 413 00:27:21,625 --> 00:27:23,957 - Steele here. - You're Steele? 414 00:27:24,061 --> 00:27:26,529 - That's right. - The one for me. 415 00:27:26,630 --> 00:27:30,691 Come to 331 half First Street. 416 00:27:30,801 --> 00:27:32,701 What? 417 00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:34,961 What was that again...? 418 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:38,401 Can you tell me what? 419 00:27:38,508 --> 00:27:40,669 Certainly wasn't a touching sentiment. 420 00:27:41,678 --> 00:27:43,578 You're worried about his case, aren't you? 421 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,307 What makes you say that? 422 00:27:45,415 --> 00:27:48,543 Because when you're worried, you get this little crinkle in your forehead. 423 00:27:48,652 --> 00:27:50,142 Right here. 424 00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:51,721 I do? 425 00:27:52,756 --> 00:27:53,848 You scowl. 426 00:27:53,957 --> 00:27:55,891 - I do what? - When you're worried. You scowl. 427 00:27:56,660 --> 00:27:59,629 Scowl and Crinkle. Makes us sound like a London law firm, doesn't it? 428 00:28:00,397 --> 00:28:03,230 - They have some excellent ones, I'm told. - Unmatched. 429 00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:05,563 Just take a right up here. 430 00:28:17,347 --> 00:28:18,371 PERROS CALIENTES 431 00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:21,349 Tell me something... 432 00:28:46,443 --> 00:28:49,310 In this movie, 'The Yakuza'... 433 00:28:49,413 --> 00:28:51,313 This was how it started. 434 00:28:51,415 --> 00:28:53,383 Is my crinkle showing? 435 00:29:02,626 --> 00:29:04,253 Mira esto. 436 00:29:04,361 --> 00:29:06,591 Who even knew this existed up here? 437 00:29:06,697 --> 00:29:08,665 Who wanted to? 438 00:29:10,233 --> 00:29:12,428 - Shhh. Listen. - What is that? 439 00:29:13,236 --> 00:29:15,761 - Sounds like a movie. - Are you sure? 440 00:29:16,473 --> 00:29:19,067 I think I paid to see it this afternoon. 441 00:29:19,176 --> 00:29:20,541 Twice. 442 00:29:20,644 --> 00:29:24,011 - Twice? - Yes. When I went back in to look for... 443 00:29:25,248 --> 00:29:26,647 Her. 444 00:29:28,952 --> 00:29:31,284 A pleasure to see you again, Mr. Steele. 445 00:29:31,388 --> 00:29:33,652 - You mean she was... - Kenji's bereaved lover, wasn't it? 446 00:29:33,757 --> 00:29:35,657 Remarkable recovery. 447 00:29:35,759 --> 00:29:38,193 What is life, Mr. Steele, but the playing of roles? 448 00:29:38,295 --> 00:29:40,195 - Your mother teach you that one, too? - My father. 449 00:29:40,297 --> 00:29:42,265 Such a wise father. 450 00:29:42,366 --> 00:29:44,891 Tenake-san is most anxious to speak with you. 451 00:29:45,001 --> 00:29:46,400 Follow me. 452 00:29:52,309 --> 00:29:53,776 Wait here. 453 00:29:59,216 --> 00:30:01,480 Is there a BandF in our private lingo? 454 00:30:02,185 --> 00:30:04,153 - What for? - "Bloody Fool". 455 00:30:04,254 --> 00:30:06,950 I didn't find that girl. She found me. 456 00:30:07,057 --> 00:30:09,525 I should have known something was wrong right off. 457 00:30:09,626 --> 00:30:12,459 - What do you mean? - She obviously works for Tenake. 458 00:30:12,562 --> 00:30:15,827 And right after I enlightened her about Mike and his restaurant... 459 00:30:15,932 --> 00:30:18,662 - He was kidnapped. - I led the buggers right to him. Damn! 460 00:30:18,769 --> 00:30:20,862 There's no way you could have known that 461 00:30:21,638 --> 00:30:24,163 I've never seen you fall for a gob of lines like that. 462 00:30:25,142 --> 00:30:27,042 You really mean that? 463 00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:29,712 Of course I do. 464 00:30:29,813 --> 00:30:32,407 Why else do you think I would ask you to teach me? 465 00:30:32,516 --> 00:30:34,416 To be perfectly honest... 466 00:30:34,518 --> 00:30:37,783 I thought you did it to win the argument we were having at the time. 467 00:30:38,488 --> 00:30:39,955 I did. 468 00:30:40,056 --> 00:30:42,251 But I'm learning. 469 00:30:45,429 --> 00:30:47,363 Give 'em hell, Chief. 470 00:31:02,345 --> 00:31:04,404 We build these machines to serve us... 471 00:31:04,514 --> 00:31:08,211 and instead find ourselves serving them. 472 00:31:08,318 --> 00:31:10,252 A profound thought, yes? 473 00:31:10,353 --> 00:31:12,048 Profound enough. 474 00:31:12,155 --> 00:31:15,613 I always like to begin such encounters with a profound... 475 00:31:15,725 --> 00:31:19,252 It tends to keep the conversation... constructive. 476 00:31:19,963 --> 00:31:23,797 - Some tea, perhaps? - How very civilized of you 477 00:31:24,668 --> 00:31:27,660 I'm pleased you accepted my invitation. 478 00:31:27,771 --> 00:31:30,604 Perhaps now we can settle this without any further... 479 00:31:30,707 --> 00:31:32,607 - Need for tea? - Violence. 480 00:31:32,709 --> 00:31:34,609 I'm all for a stab at that. 481 00:31:34,711 --> 00:31:37,043 A pity Kenji can no longer agree with you 482 00:31:37,147 --> 00:31:41,106 Kenji Ito was what is known in our business as a free agent. 483 00:31:41,218 --> 00:31:45,882 While managing a business transaction for us, he was captured by your intelligence. 484 00:31:45,989 --> 00:31:48,924 And then, just as suddenly... released. 485 00:31:49,025 --> 00:31:51,118 A most alarming situation. 486 00:31:51,228 --> 00:31:53,389 So you ushered him into the next life 487 00:31:54,097 --> 00:31:57,828 No. We only sought to question him on his extraordinary good fortune. 488 00:31:57,934 --> 00:32:01,461 But he fled. Taking with him something of great value to us. 489 00:32:01,571 --> 00:32:03,596 The Palace of Heaven'? 490 00:32:04,808 --> 00:32:08,744 One of my most trusted men has already disappeared searching for it 491 00:32:08,845 --> 00:32:12,872 - What if I said we don't have it? - That would be most unfortunate. 492 00:32:12,983 --> 00:32:15,918 Then, you would have nothing to trade. 493 00:32:16,019 --> 00:32:17,350 Trade for what? 494 00:32:21,791 --> 00:32:25,158 Steele! What the hell is happening? What do they want? What are they talking about? 495 00:32:27,297 --> 00:32:31,028 Kenji must have passed it on to someone before he was killed. 496 00:32:31,134 --> 00:32:35,867 But we are now convinced that Mike Ito is ignorant of Kenji's circumstances. 497 00:32:35,972 --> 00:32:38,532 You, on the other hand... 498 00:32:39,576 --> 00:32:41,476 are Remington Steele. 499 00:32:41,578 --> 00:32:44,570 - That says a lot to you, doesn't it? - Volumes. 500 00:32:45,615 --> 00:32:49,073 Bring me the Palace of Heaven within 24 hours... 501 00:32:49,185 --> 00:32:51,210 and I will release Mike. 502 00:32:51,321 --> 00:32:52,686 And if we don't? 503 00:32:53,857 --> 00:32:56,485 Have you ever seen a film called 'The Yakuza'? 504 00:32:56,593 --> 00:32:58,891 I'm afraid I have no time for such diversions. 505 00:32:58,995 --> 00:33:01,429 So much killing in it. 506 00:33:04,467 --> 00:33:08,335 I might remind you, Tenake, that you're still on American soil! 507 00:33:08,438 --> 00:33:09,803 Miss Holt! 508 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,808 Please. Make no sudden moves. It would be... 509 00:33:13,510 --> 00:33:17,469 most embarrassing for you to die at my table. 510 00:33:19,082 --> 00:33:23,314 Well, we certainly don't want anyone... 511 00:33:24,154 --> 00:33:25,212 to be embarrassed, do we? 512 00:33:34,197 --> 00:33:35,596 Samurai swords? 513 00:33:36,299 --> 00:33:38,199 This guy must put on a hell of a show. 514 00:33:38,935 --> 00:33:40,300 Terribly convincing. 515 00:33:40,403 --> 00:33:43,099 His place must be above that movie theatre. 516 00:33:43,206 --> 00:33:45,902 That would explain where the girl disappeared to this afternoon. 517 00:33:46,610 --> 00:33:49,602 I think it's time we pick up the phone and call for help. 518 00:33:50,313 --> 00:33:54,079 No. We send the police in there, and Mike'd get killed before we even got close. 519 00:33:54,184 --> 00:33:55,276 Poor chap. 520 00:33:55,385 --> 00:33:57,683 He didn't even know Kenji was leading a double life 521 00:33:57,787 --> 00:34:00,756 And now he's smack dab in the worst of it, without a clue. 522 00:34:00,857 --> 00:34:04,088 - I can empathize. - Any chance we can work a trade? 523 00:34:04,928 --> 00:34:08,125 With what? We still don't know what the 'Palace of Heaven' is. 524 00:34:08,231 --> 00:34:10,859 - But Tenake doesn't know that - You mean set up a swap?... 525 00:34:10,967 --> 00:34:14,733 And grab Mike before Tenake realizes we've handed him a bag of hot air? 526 00:34:14,838 --> 00:34:18,638 Too risky. We don't even know how much hot air to put in the bag... 527 00:34:18,742 --> 00:34:22,234 And there's no guarantee he'll let Mike go no matter what we give him. 528 00:34:22,345 --> 00:34:24,973 Doesn't leave us very much room to maneuver. 529 00:34:26,983 --> 00:34:29,781 Unless we start thinking in terms of U and D. 530 00:34:29,886 --> 00:34:31,786 - U and D? - I don't even want to talk about it. 531 00:34:31,888 --> 00:34:34,186 - "Unique and different"? - Why not? What other choice do we have? 532 00:34:34,290 --> 00:34:36,190 - Just think of the risks. - "Uncomfortable and deadly"? 533 00:34:36,292 --> 00:34:39,227 - We have got to get Mike out, Murphy. - And who's gonna do it? 534 00:34:39,329 --> 00:34:41,194 - All of us. Together. - "Unified and dedicated"? 535 00:34:41,297 --> 00:34:44,494 I know you hate to admit it, but when it comes to this stuff, he can be very... 536 00:34:44,601 --> 00:34:47,434 - "Useful and diligent"? - We still have to come up with a plan. 537 00:34:48,405 --> 00:34:49,667 Excuse me. 538 00:34:49,773 --> 00:34:51,764 What sort of plan are we talking about? 539 00:34:51,875 --> 00:34:55,436 "Unexpected and Daring". 540 00:34:55,545 --> 00:34:57,069 Got it. 541 00:34:57,180 --> 00:35:01,344 - I still don't approve of this - Is it this? Or me? 542 00:35:02,452 --> 00:35:04,682 Don't ask me questions like that, okay? 543 00:35:04,788 --> 00:35:07,655 You know, it's not that I don't enjoy our frequent altercations... 544 00:35:07,757 --> 00:35:11,386 but since we're stuck with each other, we might try to activity to close the gap. 545 00:35:11,494 --> 00:35:14,224 - We don't have very much in common. - There must be something. 546 00:35:14,330 --> 00:35:16,798 What is it you like to do on a brisk Sunday afternoon? 547 00:35:18,868 --> 00:35:22,201 Sure. I can just see you slapping on some cut offs and shooting some hoops. 548 00:35:22,305 --> 00:35:24,796 There? You see? I love to hunt. 549 00:35:24,908 --> 00:35:27,240 But I don't recall ever shooting a 'hoop' before. 550 00:35:27,944 --> 00:35:29,912 Is it a very large animal? 551 00:35:33,516 --> 00:35:35,848 - Come on. It's time. - Right. 552 00:35:39,122 --> 00:35:40,419 Oiga. Oiga. 553 00:35:43,426 --> 00:35:45,326 Thank god you're here. 554 00:35:45,428 --> 00:35:47,453 Thought I'd never get away in time. 555 00:35:48,865 --> 00:35:51,197 Oh, I couldn't agree more. But he's the one to reckon with. 556 00:35:51,901 --> 00:35:53,801 Nice shot! 557 00:35:59,976 --> 00:36:02,536 - You'll see he's well secured? - Don't worry. 558 00:38:52,415 --> 00:38:55,248 Get moving! I want some sake too! ¿Acaso estás sorda? 559 00:40:20,703 --> 00:40:22,694 I say this calls for a celebration, hey Murphy? 560 00:40:22,805 --> 00:40:23,999 Why not. 561 00:40:24,107 --> 00:40:27,167 I think there is still something in the fridge. Let me get out of this. 562 00:40:27,877 --> 00:40:29,811 I wish I knew how to say it, 563 00:40:29,912 --> 00:40:32,244 what you guys did for me today, that was really... 564 00:40:32,348 --> 00:40:33,508 U and D. 565 00:40:34,217 --> 00:40:38,415 Just a little jargon we detectives employ to simplify communications. 566 00:40:40,289 --> 00:40:42,689 Whatever you call it, thanks. 567 00:40:42,792 --> 00:40:44,760 Ah, all in a night's work hey? 568 00:40:44,861 --> 00:40:47,159 Sorry if I don't seem more grateful... 569 00:40:47,263 --> 00:40:49,197 Yes, of course. Your brother. 570 00:40:49,298 --> 00:40:51,493 It was tough enough finding out he was dead, 571 00:40:51,601 --> 00:40:53,865 with all this yakuza stuff... 572 00:40:53,970 --> 00:40:55,301 Hmm. It's come as a shock. 573 00:40:55,405 --> 00:40:58,169 Right now, the only that seems real to me is you Steele. 574 00:40:59,375 --> 00:41:03,436 Yes, well, we're still trying to fit the last pieces into place ourselves. 575 00:41:03,546 --> 00:41:05,639 Tell me the truth, how bad was he? 576 00:41:06,349 --> 00:41:08,249 We only know he was caught in a squeeze... 577 00:41:08,351 --> 00:41:10,751 between Tenake and a Major Craddock of army intelligence... 578 00:41:10,853 --> 00:41:13,117 about something called the 'Palace of Heaven'. 579 00:41:13,222 --> 00:41:16,282 - Does that mean anything to you? - Sorry. 580 00:41:17,593 --> 00:41:19,493 Well, what shall we drink to, then, ey? 581 00:41:22,632 --> 00:41:24,031 Teamwork? 582 00:41:27,603 --> 00:41:29,036 Did anyone lock the front door? 583 00:41:29,972 --> 00:41:31,599 Quick. The lights. 584 00:41:40,216 --> 00:41:42,616 Alright, I want to know who you are and what you're doing here. And be quick about it. 585 00:41:42,718 --> 00:41:45,619 I'm Dickerson. From the morgue. You asked me to come? 586 00:41:45,721 --> 00:41:48,690 - I never asked... - Yes, you did. Mr. Dickerson. Please. 587 00:41:49,525 --> 00:41:50,856 I'm so sorry. 588 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,929 I work the night shift. I came over as soon as I got off. 589 00:41:55,198 --> 00:41:57,428 Wow. Fact is, I am one of your biggest fans. 590 00:41:57,533 --> 00:41:59,262 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 591 00:41:59,368 --> 00:42:01,598 I follow all your cases. 592 00:42:01,704 --> 00:42:04,605 Well, I can't really help it, you know. You're a source. 593 00:42:04,707 --> 00:42:06,607 You mean of... bodies? 594 00:42:06,709 --> 00:42:08,609 Hey, when Remington Steele gets going, then... 595 00:42:08,711 --> 00:42:12,340 I know it's time for me to clear the tables and tell my wife not to wait up. 596 00:42:12,448 --> 00:42:14,712 Mr. Dickerson, this is Mr. Ito. 597 00:42:14,817 --> 00:42:17,251 He isn't the man who claimed the body, is he? 598 00:42:17,353 --> 00:42:19,378 No. Never seen him before. 599 00:42:19,489 --> 00:42:21,457 But what was the deceased's name, again? 600 00:42:21,557 --> 00:42:23,752 Mike, do you have a picture of Kenji? 601 00:42:23,860 --> 00:42:25,327 Sure. 602 00:42:30,833 --> 00:42:32,698 Yes. That's the guy. 603 00:42:32,802 --> 00:42:36,067 - You mean... the deceased. - No. The guy that claimed him. 604 00:42:36,172 --> 00:42:38,106 The deceased was all torn up from the accident. 605 00:42:38,207 --> 00:42:40,801 Are you sure this is the man who signed for him? 606 00:42:40,910 --> 00:42:43,743 Yeah. He said his name was... Mike Ito. Why? 607 00:42:43,846 --> 00:42:46,679 - Laura, if he claimed the body... - Kenji is still alive! 608 00:42:47,483 --> 00:42:50,850 Laura, I'm afraid to admit it so far along, but I'm afraid we're in the wrong movie. 609 00:42:50,953 --> 00:42:54,013 - What movie? - The Oriental angle threw us right off. 610 00:42:54,123 --> 00:42:56,614 - What are you talking about? - The Third Man. 611 00:42:56,726 --> 00:42:59,058 Orson Welles plays a ruthless dealer in the black market... 612 00:42:59,162 --> 00:43:02,131 who fakes his own death in order to avoid pursuit by the police. 613 00:43:02,231 --> 00:43:05,530 Only his good friend, Joseph Cotten doesn't believe it was an accident... 614 00:43:05,635 --> 00:43:08,570 and begins digging to find out why Orson was killed. 615 00:43:08,671 --> 00:43:11,037 If Kenji's alive, I've got to find him! 616 00:43:11,140 --> 00:43:12,402 Mike, wait. Mike. Mike! 617 00:43:13,109 --> 00:43:15,577 Murphy, Tenake's men are out there. We can't let him go alone! 618 00:43:15,678 --> 00:43:17,737 - ¡Oye! ¡Ven! - Excuse me. 619 00:43:17,847 --> 00:43:19,781 I know that this is a bad time... 620 00:43:19,882 --> 00:43:22,817 but, could you do me a favor and autograph this death certificate for me? 621 00:43:22,919 --> 00:43:25,387 Just something simple, like 'To my good friend, Dickie'. 622 00:43:26,789 --> 00:43:28,051 Mr. Steele... 623 00:43:28,758 --> 00:43:30,589 Think he could be here? 624 00:43:30,693 --> 00:43:33,856 If he staged his own death, he'd have to know who turned up for the funeral 625 00:43:33,963 --> 00:43:37,228 - And find a safe place to lay low. - Besides, we've already been everywhere else. 626 00:43:37,967 --> 00:43:39,764 - Oh, Murphy, would you...? - Don't you worry. 627 00:43:39,869 --> 00:43:41,769 I'll shoot any wild hoops that happen along. 628 00:43:41,871 --> 00:43:43,338 What? 629 00:43:52,048 --> 00:43:55,848 Pardon me, I don't mean to interrupt your reverie, but have you seen by chance...? 630 00:44:00,723 --> 00:44:02,782 Mike, this can't be... 631 00:44:03,726 --> 00:44:05,990 - I don't know who he is. - It's Major Craddock. 632 00:44:06,095 --> 00:44:07,585 I take it he's... 633 00:44:07,697 --> 00:44:10,131 Let's just say that Dickerson won't be disappointed. 634 00:44:10,233 --> 00:44:12,167 You shouldn't have come, Mike. 635 00:44:12,935 --> 00:44:14,163 Kenji? 636 00:44:15,271 --> 00:44:18,434 But then, it's really my fault. 637 00:44:19,976 --> 00:44:23,810 I worked so hard all those years to earn your respect. 638 00:44:25,348 --> 00:44:28,476 I should have known you could not easily accept my death. 639 00:44:28,584 --> 00:44:31,678 You've been...Yakuza... all this time? 640 00:44:31,787 --> 00:44:35,814 I saw no reason for you to carry my shame. 641 00:44:36,859 --> 00:44:40,351 Away from me, in this country, you could have a decent life. 642 00:44:41,163 --> 00:44:42,755 A life with honor. 643 00:44:42,865 --> 00:44:44,856 And I never would have known the truth. 644 00:44:46,602 --> 00:44:50,504 But... Craddock caught me, a few months ago. 645 00:44:50,606 --> 00:44:52,574 I told him nothing 646 00:44:54,644 --> 00:44:56,839 but he released me... 647 00:44:56,946 --> 00:44:58,880 and spread the word that I had talked. 648 00:45:00,182 --> 00:45:03,413 I knew then that Tenake couldn't let me live. 649 00:45:04,220 --> 00:45:09,522 That's why I stole the computer code that details their whole operation in Japan. 650 00:45:09,625 --> 00:45:11,354 The Palace of Heaven. 651 00:45:14,764 --> 00:45:17,392 Doesn't look like a 'Palace of Heaven', does it? 652 00:45:18,801 --> 00:45:22,362 I thought, maybe, I could trade it in for my freedom. 653 00:45:23,706 --> 00:45:25,731 But when I called you at the airport... 654 00:45:27,243 --> 00:45:31,043 I spotted one of Tenake's men following me, and I ran. 655 00:45:31,147 --> 00:45:33,877 - But he caught up with you. - On Temple Street. 656 00:45:33,983 --> 00:45:35,450 We struggled, 657 00:45:35,551 --> 00:45:37,576 I pushed him in front of a car. 658 00:45:38,487 --> 00:45:40,421 That's when I saw a way out. 659 00:45:40,523 --> 00:45:44,789 So you gave him your identification and staged your own funeral. 660 00:45:44,894 --> 00:45:47,362 Nobody hunts for a dead man. 661 00:45:48,698 --> 00:45:52,395 Nobody, that is, except Remington Steele. 662 00:45:53,836 --> 00:45:57,795 When Tenake and the others found that you were involved... 663 00:45:58,507 --> 00:46:01,169 I knew they wouldn't let up. Especially Craddock. 664 00:46:01,277 --> 00:46:03,802 - So you killed him. - He left me no choice. 665 00:46:03,913 --> 00:46:07,679 This way, Tenake will know that I did not betray him... 666 00:46:08,951 --> 00:46:11,579 and would not seek revenge on Mike. 667 00:46:11,687 --> 00:46:13,814 But... you still have the code 668 00:46:14,590 --> 00:46:16,490 You will keep it now... 669 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,720 To insure my brother's continued safety. 670 00:46:21,997 --> 00:46:25,694 Tenake knows that you are a man of honor... 671 00:46:25,801 --> 00:46:29,293 He is wise enough not to challenge the blade of Remington Steele. 672 00:46:31,207 --> 00:46:33,937 I'm afraid we're still going to have to call the police. 673 00:46:34,043 --> 00:46:37,103 I've already called them. They should be here shortly. 674 00:46:39,782 --> 00:46:42,216 You know, Mike, I dreamed, 675 00:46:43,919 --> 00:46:47,184 S one day, to leave the Yakuza... 676 00:46:48,224 --> 00:46:50,283 and join you in business. 677 00:46:51,794 --> 00:46:54,024 The dream now has only... 678 00:46:55,197 --> 00:46:59,224 a few remaining minutes... of freedom... 679 00:47:01,737 --> 00:47:05,366 Now that you know the truth... 680 00:47:08,043 --> 00:47:09,510 Come on. 681 00:47:19,054 --> 00:47:20,351 You know? 682 00:47:21,056 --> 00:47:24,492 this is really a very sad way for things to end. 683 00:47:24,593 --> 00:47:26,060 Not really. 684 00:47:26,162 --> 00:47:29,131 In 'The Third Man', Joseph Cotten killed Orson Welles. 685 00:47:33,335 --> 00:47:36,395 So, who was buried in Kenji's place? 686 00:47:36,505 --> 00:47:38,666 The Yakuza that Tenake said was missing. 687 00:47:38,774 --> 00:47:40,105 I see. 688 00:47:40,810 --> 00:47:43,040 And Hamada? The driver of the car that hit him? 689 00:47:43,145 --> 00:47:44,737 Craddock killed him. 690 00:47:44,847 --> 00:47:47,645 He was the big man with white hair that the old woman described to us... 691 00:47:47,750 --> 00:47:49,513 when we went to Hamada? 692 00:47:49,618 --> 00:47:51,552 Craddock thought he was Yakuza as well. 693 00:47:52,688 --> 00:47:55,350 Another poor unfortunate, caught in the web of deception 694 00:47:55,458 --> 00:47:58,359 You know, you promised me you'd try at least one. 695 00:47:58,461 --> 00:47:59,758 Yes, well, 696 00:48:00,629 --> 00:48:03,928 - I was hoping you wouldn't remember that. - It's all part of the training program, 697 00:48:04,033 --> 00:48:07,969 Actually, I've been feeling the urge to become a flashy front man again. 698 00:48:08,070 --> 00:48:09,970 Come on. It's good for you. 699 00:48:10,072 --> 00:48:13,166 Pure protein. There's tuna, sea bass, yellow tail. 700 00:48:13,275 --> 00:48:16,005 I suppose this doesn't look too difficult. 701 00:48:17,379 --> 00:48:19,279 - What is it? - Octopus. 702 00:48:23,819 --> 00:48:26,481 I never finished telling you about the cat on the roof, did I? 703 00:48:26,589 --> 00:48:28,489 You see, there were these two brothers, 704 00:48:28,591 --> 00:48:30,491 one of whom had a cat that he loved very much... 705 00:48:31,690 --> 00:48:38,155 Translated by [STF] redneck2u 706 00:48:38,205 --> 00:48:42,755 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0